Sqirrel Records


Let’s discuss
  • What is your favorite cartoon?
  • Do you like breaking records? Why or why not?

1. Fil in the blanks



2. Choose the answer


3. Who said it


1. Answer the questions
  • Why does Sandy want to break records?
  • How does SpongeBob help Sandy?
  • What is the problem with the book at the end?
  • What record do you think was the hardest for Sandy?
  • Have you ever tried to break a record? What was it?
  • Why do you think it is important to have proof when breaking a record?

2. Put in order

It's quitting time, SpongeBob. 

Go home.

Quitting time!

Go... home!

Oh my. It's time to go home.

Squidward, what are you still doing here?

What am I gonna do with you?

I can't throw you away.

Bleh!

But I do have to throw away the trash.

What's this?

Someone threw away a book.

You shouldn't throw away books.

Sandy, you're a trash monster?

Heck no.

I was breaking a record for rooting around in a trash bin.

It's all right here in...

...The Guinness O' Ripley Enormous Book...

...Of Curiosities, Oddities, and World Records.

Look-e here, SpongeBob.

Staring Record. 5 days.

Most fries up nose.

Holding your breath.

- Wow! - Yes siree!

I swear by the power of Texas...

...I'm gonna break all the records...

...in this here book!

- What's the next challenge? - Let me see. Ooh.

World's longest tongue.

That's easy.

106, 107...

Hold tight, Sandy.

...108, 109, 110!

- That's it, Sandy! You did it! - Yeehaw!

Let's see... Yikes!

Sweet mother of Pearl!

Is it dangerous?

Yeah, you could say that.

You have to eat as much chum as you can.

Chum, huh? That's not too bad.

- Raw. - Raw?!

- You want what? - One order of chum, please.

Raw.

Look, I know I'm an evil heartless mastermind...

...but no one can ingest raw chum and survive!

Oh yeah?

Well, Charlie Mackeral, the current record holder did.

Really?

For 30 seconds.

Well, it's your funeral.

OK, Sandy, eat up.

Uh, SpongeBob, I changed my mummh...

Must make world record!

Sandy, you did it! You survived!

Uh, hold on, Sandy!

I know just what you need!

A Krabby Patty!

I did it!

I'm alive!

I can't wait to show them experts...

...the pictures of my record breaking feats.

Oh no! I forgot my camera!

What?! SpongeBob!

I need photographic proof of my amazing deeds!

- I'll go get the camera. - Well, hurry up!

I got record breaking to do!

Oh my.

- Got your camera? - You bet ya!

Great! Take a picture of me chucking this...

...last woodchuck to break the...

...woodchuck chuckin' world record.

Ready Cousin Earl?

Let er rip darlin'!

100 woodchucks chucked. Record broken!

Thanks for all your help, cousins!

See you all next Christmas! Bye!

Wow, Sandy! What is all this?

I've decided to go about this scientifically.

I feel with careful planning an precise delication of appropriate tasks...

...I can manage the successful completion of...

...the maximum number of records broken...

...in the least amount of time!

Book!

- Picture! - Here you go.

Thank you.

So, what's next?

Oh yeah, longest tooth.

So hows the calcium fusion going?

It is ready, Ms. Cheeks.

Outstanding!

Here, hold this.

How'd i do?

Please hold this end.

35 feet. Record broken!

Ouch!

Take a picture.

- Say "cheese"! - Cheese!

- Picture! - Here you go.

Thank you.

Next, spiciest chili gargle.

Got it!

You OK?

Do you smell soup?

What's next?

Largest rubber band ball.

Woohoo! What's next?

Most cobras milked.

Say "cheese"!

Cheese!

Nice snakes.

Next!

Most walnuts in mouth.

Just! One! More! Oh, no!

Next!

Most chainsaws juggled.

- OK, shoot! - Got it!

So, uh, how do you stop?

- What? - I said "How do you stop?"

- What? - How do you stop?

Whoa, that's easy.

I just stop...

...then run like heck!

Not that way!

Come on, SpongeBob! Pull yourself together!

We still got a ton of records to break!

Oh yeah! You're gonna love this one!

I don't know, Sandy.

It is getting kinda dangerous.

Come on, you don't need your helmet.

This one's outside!

Follow me.

- Oh my. - There it is.

The world's largest house of cards!

That's amazing!

- Get in front so I can take a picture. - Nah.

Let's get a shot from the top!

What the...?

Oh, hey.

It's Solitaire!

I love this game!

I take a touchdown!

What's next?

Um, I think I smell Gary's sandbox...

...better go clean it.

Now!

I think you broke a record today, Gary.

World's Stinkiest Litter box! Eww!

I'm worried about Sandy.

She's got record-breaking fever!

- Meow. - You're right.

She does need my help.

I must stop this madness!

It's all that book's fault!

The book is evil!

The book must be destroyed!

Why don't you take 5?

I will hold the book.

Thank Neptune's gears.

My wheels are killing me.

Hey! Where do you think you're going?

Get back in line!

I need every available robot for this one.

Most Robots built and destroyed in a day.

656, 657...

Oh, the artificial humanity.

Oh no you don't! We're all in this together!

679. Record broken!

OK. Shut her down!

Oh, my!

What's wrong with you?

My stomach feels funny.

Let's have a look. SpongeBob?!

Oh hey, Sandy.

SpongeBob, what are you doing?

I'm here to save you from... from this book.

I'm going to destroy it before someone gets killed!

I don't wanna lose you, Sandy!

I don't wanna lose you!

Oh, don't be silly, SpongeBob.

I'm done with that book!

I've beat every record in here.

In fact, I've been finding the author...

...who verified my evidence.

Thank you.

Oh, my. I see.

Well then... I'm afraid you've broken no records.

- Huh? - This book is 30 years old.

These records were broken ages ago.

You however have sent a brand new record.

Most injuries sustained while helping a friend.

Good for you, SpongeBob.

Um, hurray!

Say "cheese"!